What’s so special about Sky Pie Apparel?

We want to promote health and life to the people of Earth.  A portion of all proceeds go to charity.  On top of that, we want each person who wears Sky Pie Apparel clothing to feel and realize that they are created unique and beautiful. 

All the shirts are a limited run and are not mass produced on a huge scale.  Also, you are getting something that is unique in and of itself.  All slogans on our shirts are well thought out and thoroughly researched on the internet to make sure that no one else is selling them.  For example, nowhere could we find anyone selling a shirt that only said, “Respect Women”.  Additionally, there are a ton of places selling shirts that say, “I’m a keeper”, but none that said, “I’m a keeper, but can you catch me?”

One of the goals of the company is to be creatively unique.  We were disgusted by shirt companies who were just lifting lines out of movies and putting them on shirts to make a quick profit.  We love great quotes, but to abuse them in this way is uncreative and practically stealing.  Does the writer of that movie who came up with the line see any of those profits?  We highly doubt it.

We suspect that once word gets out, there could be dozens of imitators who will slap our slogans on a cheap shirt and try to sell it to you.  Where’s the fun or honor in that?  If you have had the misfortune of buying one of these knock offs, send the shirt to us and we will give you $5 off an original Sky Pie shirt with the original saying. 


What charity does a portion of the proceeds go to?

Right now the charity we support is Night Light International (www.nightlightinternational.com) which helps to stop human slavery.  Did you know that  according to a CIA report, 700,000 to 2 million women and children worldwide are victimized by traffickers each year? The UN estimates that around 4 million people a year are now traded against their will to work in some form of slavery.  It is the fastest growing criminal industry with the majority of the victims being women and children.  Please join us in helping people who are forced to do unthinkable acts and are subjected to conditions of involuntary servitude or the commercial sex trade.

How did Sky Pie Apparel start?
What are the size specifications?


For women: S M L XL
Bust 1" below armhole 15 16 17 18
High Pt Shoulder length 24 25 26 27



What is your privacy policy?

We respect your privacy.  Sky-Pie Apparel assures the security of your personal information given for any purchases or other instances in which private information is required.  The private information you provide is for use to better serve you so that your dealings with Sky-Pie Apparel are safe and satisfactory.


What is your return policy?

Purchased items are deemed unreturnable if worn or have sustained damage by the customer.  If you need to return or exchange a part or all of your purchase from Sky-Pie Apparel, you may return or exchange the item(s) within 21 days of the purchase date.  Be sure to return the item(s) you wish to return or exchange to the Sky-Pie Apparel address.  Include your receipt, a detailed note describing the problem, your contact info with name, address, phone number, and email.  If we are unable to reach you, we may be unable to help you.  Your returned item(s) may be exchanged for credit towards another Sky-Pie Apparel purchase.

If you are not happy with your shirt or size and opt to get another one in exchange please include $5 for return shipping and make it clear in your note what shirt and size you are requesting.
Please note:  We do not reimburse any additional shipping cost you may incur when returning or exchanging item(s).  Thank you.

Please send returns/exchanges to:

Sky Pie Apparel Office
Attn: Returns
2149 West 81st Street
Los Angeles, CA 90047


How long does it take to get my order?

We do our best to get your clothing to you in a timely fashion. It usually averages about a week depending on current demand. If you must get your shirt really quickly, go with the priority mail option for $10 which will get it to you within 2-3 business days. The good news is that shipping is a flat fee no matter how many shirts you get! The more you buy, the more you save!


What payment methods do you take?

We accept all major credit cards or it can be taken from your bank account through Paypal.

If you want to pay with check, please send the check (including tax and shipping) made out to Sky-Pie Apparel, along with your contact info and a clear note on what you want to buy.  Make sure to include style of shirt and size.  Once the check clears we will ship your clothing.


I’m having a problem with my order.  What do I do?

If your problem is with the payment, contact Paypal because we have no idea how that wild, wonderful, mega conglomerate works.

But if it’s something on our end, and none of these FAQs answer it, please email us at [email protected] and please be patient with our response.


Do you ship internationally?

Not yet, but we hope to in the near future!  Join us on Twitter and Facebook and we’ll let you know!


What does the future hold?

Only God knows, but we are hoping for flying cars!


What does the future hold for Sky Pie Apparel?

We have tons of new and creative ideas for shirts and apparel as well as fun events and happenings for the future.  The easiest thing to do is check out our event page and become a Sky Monkey following us on Twitter and Facebook!


How can I contact you?

If you are having problems with an order or need help please email us at [email protected] .
If you have a question that is not covered here, have a comment, or want to reach us for business purposes please email us at [email protected] .
If your in a romantic state of mind and want to write us the old fashioned way, send a letter to:

Sky-Pie Apparel
2149 West 81st Street
Los Angeles, CA 90047


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Why do you charge what you do?

All the shirts are a limited run, not mass produced on a huge scale, making them more costly. The shirts are very high quality and we use water based ink which is more expensive. The water based ink gives the printing a very nice, soft feel. We also make a big effort to ensure the shirts are creatively unique. It's not just a shirt, it's a limited, unique piece of art. Most importantly, however, part of the proceeds from every sale go to stop human trafficking. You aren't just buying a shirt or a piece of art, you are buying someone's freedom!!